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Wedding Fayre

'I sent out for everything.'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Create some buzz!

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

A day at the races

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Networking

Canape?

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

The devil you know and his plus one

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

A man washing a mascot costume

Shaken not stirred

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

The Streets - Night

Trade Show Sherpas

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Wedding disaster #27.