Sharpie Enthusiast Mugs

Not so Sharpie

"1-1"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Gift"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Tie Rolls

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Progress?

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

Tie-Land.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

The first birthday gift.

Ancient Weapons

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

'What do you buy the man who has lost everything?'

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"