Swiftie Enthusiast Mugs

"Can you make up a story based on my favorite Taylor Swift song?"

Any time is cake o'clock

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

His Her Cakes

Ice Cream Dreams.

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

Mouse with a cat cake.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

Extra Rich Cream Cakes

'Therapy?'

Banana Smoothie

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

'What are you baking?...Yay! Please can I lick the bowl?!...Nom!'

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"The main skill you need in parenting, is the ability to surreptitiously eat chocolate."

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

Dessert

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

It's not an addiction if you only do it once a year!

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'