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"Can you make up a story based on my favorite Taylor Swift song?"

Any time is cake o'clock

His Her Cakes

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

Mouse with a cat cake.

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

'Therapy?'

Extra Rich Cream Cakes

"The main skill you need in parenting, is the ability to surreptitiously eat chocolate."

Banana Smoothie

'What are you baking?...Yay! Please can I lick the bowl?!...Nom!'

A Sweet Christmas Connection

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

'Cohiba is written on here with a Sharpie.'

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

'Happy Valentine's day sweety, these are goood!'

It's not an addiction if you only do it once a year!

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."