Smoothie Enthusiast T-Shirts

Obesity problem is becoming a global problem

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

'Yes, we went into liquidation!'

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

Oh you smoothie

Banana Smoothie

"Is there carrot in this smoothie?"

Snowman making a smoothie using his carrot nose

"Our Mr Smoothie range is no more. It has been placed into liquidation!"

Motor-blender.

'What's your poison?'

'Oh, dude. That is just NASTY. Did you juice your cell phone?'

Fruit Smoothie

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

'Uh, Frosty, I think I'll pass on that carrot juice.'

Food Porn

"Honey, did you incorporate our entire home into one of your zany health smoothies."

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Smoothies/Roughies

Occu-Pie Mars

Any time is cake o'clock

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

His Her Cakes

Our visit to the flan factory.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker