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"Hurry up, MacDonalds can make a shake in 5 seconds"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Never give a cow a giant straw.

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

Banana Smoothie

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

'How now, brown cow?'

Let's shake on it.

Protein Powder Irony

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

Oh you smoothie

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

The Wonder Gym.

Motor-blender.

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

Fruit Smoothie

Milkshake Shortage

'His references don't check out and he knows zip about the industry--but that handshake!'

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

'Ooh! I;ll have Leslie Phillips, please dear.'

"I want you to decrease your salt intake and increase your pepper intake."

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'