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'Alcohol's a bit expensive love - better make that 12 cranberry smoothies and 12 strawberry and banana chasers.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

Cosy night in

Banana Smoothie

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"I'm right off my quinoa doc."

Oh you smoothie

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

"More cake?"

Motor-blender.

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

Fruit Smoothie

'Bad mistake to order the sushi.'

'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

The doctor says I have man flu. - 'Did he give you any medicine?' - 'No. He said I should 'make the most of it'' - 'Eh?' - 'I feel soooo ill. Can you get me a sandwich?' - 'Gah!! Men are ridiculous' -

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

'Can I come in for a bit? It's flipping freezing out here!'

'Ooh! I;ll have Leslie Phillips, please dear.'

'I can personally vouch for its potency, sir.'

'No whey, Jose!'

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

Preparing to paint an un-still life.