Smoothie Admirer T-Shirts

I have to admit, I enjoyed that fruity concoction you convinced me to try. In light of that, I will extend to you a brief respite from my usually relentless attacks upon your character.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'She gets so excited for the dumbest reasons.'

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

Banana Smoothie

Oh you smoothie

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

The Magic Float

"More cake?"

Motor-blender.

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Take me to your lactator!

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

Fruit Smoothie

Ask Doctor Ernie. Doctor Ernie, what is your opinion of mood altering substances? When it comes to mood-altering substances, you can't beat hot fudge brownies and a glass of milk!

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

Baby drinking competition

'I used to have women lined up. Married, unmarried - it didn't matter. Ah, forget it. Another round. Skim.'

Dog with Flowers and Chocolates.

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

'Ooh! I;ll have Leslie Phillips, please dear.'

'No whey, Jose!'

"You are what you eat. . . and I plan to be very sweet to you later."

'Skim milk.'

COWS: Cow Blackmail