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Bananas eye the blender

Occu-Pie Mars

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'No ice.'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Pi Ala Mode.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Shaken not stirred

Ice Cream Dreams.

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

Prawn Cocktail Please

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."