Smoothie Wizard T-Shirts

"Hi! I'm here for Bob the Vegan."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Banana Smoothie

Oh you smoothie

Guy Fieri

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

Motor-blender.

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

Not a Creature was Stirring

Everything Smoothie

"I want proof that I even need that much iron before I go eating all that spinach."

"More cake?"

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

"To beat or not to beat."

Fruit Smoothie

"Well, make up your mind! Does it suck or is it cool?"

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

"These are just as good as, if not better than, jelly beans."

'Ok, I came up with a new name for my invention. Now it's called the cyclone cylinder!'

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib

Whisk

Chef creates a self-portrait cake.

'No whey, Jose!'