Smoothie Wizard Mugs

"Hi! I'm here for Bob the Vegan."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Banana Smoothie

Guy Fieri

Oh you smoothie

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

Motor-blender.

"I want proof that I even need that much iron before I go eating all that spinach."

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"More cake?"

Not a Creature was Stirring

Everything Smoothie

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

"To beat or not to beat."

"Well, make up your mind! Does it suck or is it cool?"

Fruit Smoothie

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

Chef creates a self-portrait cake.

Tasty and Healthy Food

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

"These are just as good as, if not better than, jelly beans."

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib

Whisk