Smoothie Scientist Mugs

Everything Smoothie

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Banana Smoothie

Studying String Cheese Theory

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

Oh you smoothie

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

"Management would like you to keep in mind that the latest research indicates that everything on our 'Healthy Menu' is now unhealthy."

"I want proof that I even need that much iron before I go eating all that spinach."

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

Motor-blender.

'I was able to neutralize the stress hormone using chocolate.'

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

The Fast-Science Strip

Fruit Smoothie

Paninis of the Old West

'Common cold? We thought you said 'caramel corn!''

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

"On the contrary, the way to a man's heart is through the superior vena cava."

Bananas eye the blender

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

'Ever noticed how triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones?'

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

'No whey, Jose!'

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

"I haven't gotten as much done, but I've had a lot more energy ever since I replaced Gloria with a smoothie."