Smoothie Scientist Gifts

Everything Smoothie

'Ok, I came up with a new name for my invention. Now it's called the cyclone cylinder!'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Studying String Cheese Theory

Banana Smoothie

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

Oh you smoothie

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

Einstein tests his pasta-antipasto theory.

"I want proof that I even need that much iron before I go eating all that spinach."

Motor-blender.

"Management would like you to keep in mind that the latest research indicates that everything on our 'Healthy Menu' is now unhealthy."

'I was able to neutralize the stress hormone using chocolate.'

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

Fruit Smoothie

The Fast-Science Strip

Paninis of the Old West

'Common cold? We thought you said 'caramel corn!''

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

"I haven't gotten as much done, but I've had a lot more energy ever since I replaced Gloria with a smoothie."

'Ever noticed how triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones?'

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

'No whey, Jose!'

Bananas eye the blender

"On the contrary, the way to a man's heart is through the superior vena cava."