Green Smoothie Guru Gifts

"I want proof that I even need that much iron before I go eating all that spinach."

The Environmentalist

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

But is it organic?

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'Not that slowly back...'

Vegetarian Nightmare.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

"What about my footprint?"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

Ken worried that Gemma might recycle him, if he sat still too long...

Refreshing Planet Earth

Recycled passion.

Banana Smoothie

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

Dustbin monster.

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

Choices.

'They sed to be thought of as crackpots.' (Sign reads - civilization is doomed due to overpopulation, pollution, misuse of energy and resources.)