Green Veggie Guru Gifts

"Vegetables are like homework. Not a lot of fun now but when you get older you'll be glad you did."

The Environmentalist

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

But is it organic?

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Queen of Quinoa

Give quiche a chance!

Food waste with recycling symbol

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'Not that slowly back...'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"What about my footprint?"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Refreshing Planet Earth

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

Recycled passion.

Dustbin monster.

Ken worried that Gemma might recycle him, if he sat still too long...