Green Veggie Guru Gifts

"Vegetables are like homework. Not a lot of fun now but when you get older you'll be glad you did."

The Environmentalist

But is it organic?

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Queen of Quinoa

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Give quiche a chance!

Food waste with recycling symbol

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Not that slowly back...'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"What about my footprint?"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

Refreshing Planet Earth

Recycled passion.

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'