Healthy Smoothie Enthusiast Mugs

'Yes, bananas are an excellent food, Mr. Barratt, however...'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'What are you eating now?'

Banana Smoothie

Oh you smoothie

Protein Powder Irony

"Chef took the liberty of removing all the additives."

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

"I want proof that I even need that much iron before I go eating all that spinach."

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

'You're eating all the wrong food.'

"More cake?"

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'Actually, I kind of like peas, but if I eat them, what will mom think of next?'

Everything Smoothie

Motor-blender.

"Always eat your broccoli."

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

'If you want your diet to work, you're going to have to take the wheels off your refrigerator.'

Popeye Switches to Kale.

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

'The health plate is low in sodium, cholesterol, and sugar -- the downside is that it's high in styrofoam.'

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

'Keep arguing about eating you spinach and Mummy won't be able to guarantee your health and safety.'

Eat your vegetables

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

Fruit Smoothie