Swiftie Supporter Mugs

"This is on me. I did say take us to your leader."

"'I hate Taylor Swift'? Way to lose a lot of the young vote."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

100k Desert Crawl

Runner going through hurdles.

Gareth Bale

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

Sloth traffic jam.

Floating Dragon

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

Cactus Huggers

'I don't care what anyone says! This is really hard work!'

Cloud Hang

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

"Can you make up a story based on my favorite Taylor Swift song?"

Sports area vendors.

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

I see you. I deny everything. I have PROOF that in order to keep your patrons coming back, you've quintupled the amount of caffeine in everything you sell. I SAID KEEP THOSE STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKES COMING!!! Anecdotal evidence is not the same thing as "proof." I see you.

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

Small store loses out to glossy big store

'Don't worry. If you gain a few pounds, I'll drop extra stuff on the floor for you to pick up.'

"You're collecting for the local swimming pool? - Here, this is for you...!"

Celebrating the Chinese New Year of the Monkey

'You can speed it up if you want.'

"Taylor Swift tickets? Be reasonable."

"Young Justice" got renewed for a third season! What's that? It's a cartoon about a bunch of superhero sidekicks, like Robin and Kid Flash. They start off in the shadows of the more famous heroes, but they quickly show that they're every bit as cools as the bigger, stronger heroes. I think I can tell why that show appeals to you, little buddy. Does your cup feel heavy? My cup feels heavy.

'Simkins, I want a word with you lad...'