Swiftie Dreamer Mugs

"Taylor Swift tickets? Be reasonable."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Romantic Giraffes

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Saxophone Player.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

Giraffe Portrait

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'He's working on a lullaby.'