Swiftie Mugs

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift election yard signs

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

The Fast Lane.

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

Good Cholesterol.

'Cohiba is written on here with a Sharpie.'

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

Using a social media app to date

society of cartoonists...

'I have kindergarten burnout!'

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."

"'I hate Taylor Swift'? Way to lose a lot of the young vote."

"This is on me. I did say take us to your leader."

'Well, your scales are flaking and it looks nasty, I'm trying to get you to shed before my parents come over tonight to meet you.'

"Can you make up a story based on my favorite Taylor Swift song?"

"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."

"I, too, get the twisties."

'You can speed it up if you want.'

Glut of artists.

"Taylor Swift tickets? Be reasonable."

Rudolph - The Red-Nosed Influencer

I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?

'I don't remember packing a whole bag of twinkies for our lunch.'

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

"I hunt only for food."

Not so Sharpie

Root beer/garden.

'At that speed, you should put racing stripes on your glass.'

Information Super Highway. Speed Limit, 5,000,000,000 bytes per second. Enforced by radar.

Winter Dog

'I was in a bit of a hurry so I made it from a mix.'

"We tossed between the euros and Taylor Swift - and he won."