Swiftie Supporter Pillows

"'I hate Taylor Swift'? Way to lose a lot of the young vote."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

100k Desert Crawl

Runner going through hurdles.

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

Sloth traffic jam.

Floating Dragon

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

Cactus Huggers

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

Sports area vendors.

Cloud Hang

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'I don't care what anyone says! This is really hard work!'

"Can you make up a story based on my favorite Taylor Swift song?"

Small store loses out to glossy big store

'Don't worry. If you gain a few pounds, I'll drop extra stuff on the floor for you to pick up.'

'You can speed it up if you want.'

"You're collecting for the local swimming pool? - Here, this is for you...!"

Celebrating the Chinese New Year of the Monkey

"Taylor Swift tickets? Be reasonable."

Shop Local

'-and give me a ring when you get any more in!'

'Simkins, I want a word with you lad...'

'That's the third putt he's missed, Will you please keep your head still'