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Sloth traffic jam.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

YOLO vs YODO

Snail Pattern Balding.

Runner going through hurdles.

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"Month-end report due by month end, ha ha ha ha ha."

"RUN!"

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

"We suck at this."

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

Snail Pattern Balding.

"'I hate Taylor Swift'? Way to lose a lot of the young vote."

A tortoise

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

Small store loses out to glossy big store

"Don't even bother – we missed the deadline to finish our March Madness brackets again."

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

"Hold your hat ! Here we go!"

"He's in lockdown."

'Hey buddy, want to race me?'

'You can speed it up if you want.'

Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

"It's those creative types you ought to be checking on."

'Sorry, I don't brake for small animals.'

"I don't think delivering food is for me. It's always cold by the time I get there."

"Sorry to pull you over, but do you realize how fast you weren't going?"

I'd join you, but this dratted self-timer only waits for ten seconds!

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"Easy does it, Ralph."

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