Staffies Supporter Pillows

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Support group for sheep.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Your Guide to Winning Movember

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

100k Desert Crawl

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Football supporters.

A cow ventriloquist.

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"And what if we don’t feel like being herded?"

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Football Stadium

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

Football merchandising - 1953.

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

Information: EWE ARE HERE.

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'