Spiky Supporter Pillows

Cactus Huggers

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Runner going through hurdles.

The GPC has written to ministers about how children can be more involved with the NHS

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

EU money addiction

Jeb Can Ficks It

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'How am I? How long have you got?!'

Dr Crawford's clich� clinic

"'I hate Taylor Swift'? Way to lose a lot of the young vote."

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

"Her fur generates so much static electricity, we named her Sparky."

"Another double-header."

'You can speed it up if you want.'

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!

"How would you like to wake up with that every morning?"

"I'm going out to buy toilet rolls. . . I may be some time."

Clowns Rake Bomb the cows field.'Cows Vs Clowns'

“If I had known I could hold my breath so long I could have made money as a side show attraction instead of borrowing from the mob.”

Buckaroo Rogers

'The old folks' home, and make it snappy.'

'I was caught jogging past an Olympics sponsor's fat and sugar outlet.'

"In the hat! In the hat!"

Cactus owner with a spiky beard.

'Yes son, rolling in a ball is a pretty good defence mechanism, but I like to use my club as a deterrent as well...'