Spiky Defender Pillows

'Yes son, rolling in a ball is a pretty good defence mechanism, but I like to use my club as a deterrent as well...'

A young Don King

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'...Because its easy to draw.'

Cactus Huggers

'Can somebody please find Y?'

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

'Listen...you can call me wrong...you can call me crazy...just don't call me after 5!'

"Tech savvy? o. Is there any call for regular savvy?"

'And please take into account that my client was acting upon a double-dog-dare.'

"If only he made goals all of the time instead of just at the beginning of the year."

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

'C'mon, Alan, it was just a joke! Don't you think you're overreacting?'

'It's amazing what they throw away: a tracksuit, a dozen oranges and another 2-0 lead.'

"I've asked you never to call me during naptime."

"Look, I've got nothing against globalization, just as long as it's not in my backyard."

'You don't have your stuff today, Philip. I'm taking you out ... Now, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way.'

'Crystal! You didn't duck and cover! If this wasn't just a drill and I had been a real deranged fan, you'd be soaked in beer right now!'

"Hello sir, may we have a few minutes to talk to you about melting ice caps."

Post-Modern Parenting

Cactus owner with a spiky beard.

'If I were your attorney, I'd advise you to throw yourself on the mercy of the court, but as the judge I can assure you that it'll do no good.'

"Wasn't global warming supposed to destroy the planet."

Man with bow and arrow trying to shoot moles in his garden

Portacubicle

Stalker