Spiky Defender Gifts

Searching for a gift for someone who’s a real spiky defender? Our collection features witty, creative items that honor their brave spirit and strong personality. Whether they’re protecting their turf or standing tall in their own unique way, these products add a humorous and heartfelt touch to their everyday life, making a memorable gift for anyone who’s a bit sharp, a lot brave, and totally their own defender.

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'Yes son, rolling in a ball is a pretty good defence mechanism, but I like to use my club as a deterrent as well...'

'Yes son, rolling in a ball is a pretty good defence mechanism, but I like to use my club as a deterrent as well...' mockup

'Yes son, rolling in a ball is a pretty good defence mechanism, but I like to use my club as a deterrent as well...'

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A young Don King

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'What will we do when the ice melts?' mockup

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

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'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...' mockup

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

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The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

The team wondered if he would ever fit in. mockup

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

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'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.' mockup

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

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'...Because its easy to draw.'

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Cactus Huggers

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'Can somebody please find Y?'

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Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

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'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!' mockup

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

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'Listen...you can call me wrong...you can call me crazy...just don't call me after 5!'

'Listen...you can call me wrong...you can call me crazy...just don't call me after 5!' mockup

'Listen...you can call me wrong...you can call me crazy...just don't call me after 5!'

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"Tech savvy? o. Is there any call for regular savvy?"

"Tech savvy? o. Is there any call for regular savvy?" mockup

"Tech savvy? o. Is there any call for regular savvy?"

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'And please take into account that my client was acting upon a double-dog-dare.'

'And please take into account that my client was acting upon a double-dog-dare.' mockup

'And please take into account that my client was acting upon a double-dog-dare.'

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"If only he made goals all of the time instead of just at the beginning of the year."

"If only he made goals all of the time instead of just at the beginning of the year." mockup

"If only he made goals all of the time instead of just at the beginning of the year."

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'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.' mockup

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

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'C'mon, Alan, it was just a joke! Don't you think you're overreacting?'

'C'mon, Alan, it was just a joke! Don't you think you're overreacting?' mockup

'C'mon, Alan, it was just a joke! Don't you think you're overreacting?'

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'It's amazing what they throw away: a tracksuit, a dozen oranges and another 2-0 lead.'

'It's amazing what they throw away: a tracksuit, a dozen oranges and another 2-0 lead.' mockup

'It's amazing what they throw away: a tracksuit, a dozen oranges and another 2-0 lead.'

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"I've asked you never to call me during naptime."

"I've asked you never to call me during naptime." mockup

"I've asked you never to call me during naptime."

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"Look, I've got nothing against globalization, just as long as it's not in my backyard."

"Look, I've got nothing against globalization, just as long as it's not in my backyard." mockup

"Look, I've got nothing against globalization, just as long as it's not in my backyard."

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'You don't have your stuff today, Philip. I'm taking you out ... Now, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way.'

'You don't have your stuff today, Philip. I'm taking you out ... Now, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way.' mockup

'You don't have your stuff today, Philip. I'm taking you out ... Now, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way.'

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'Crystal! You didn't duck and cover! If this wasn't just a drill and I had been a real deranged fan, you'd be soaked in beer right now!'

'Crystal! You didn't duck and cover! If this wasn't just a drill and I had been a real deranged fan, you'd be soaked in beer right now!' mockup

'Crystal! You didn't duck and cover! If this wasn't just a drill and I had been a real deranged fan, you'd be soaked in beer right now!'

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"Hello sir, may we have a few minutes to talk to you about melting ice caps."

"Hello sir, may we have a few minutes to talk to you about melting ice caps." mockup

"Hello sir, may we have a few minutes to talk to you about melting ice caps."

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Post-Modern Parenting

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Cactus owner with a spiky beard.

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'If I were your attorney, I'd advise you to throw yourself on the mercy of the court, but as the judge I can assure you that it'll do no good.'

'If I were your attorney, I'd advise you to throw yourself on the mercy of the court, but as the judge I can assure you that it'll do no good.' mockup

'If I were your attorney, I'd advise you to throw yourself on the mercy of the court, but as the judge I can assure you that it'll do no good.'

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"Wasn't global warming supposed to destroy the planet."

"Wasn't global warming supposed to destroy the planet." mockup

"Wasn't global warming supposed to destroy the planet."

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Man with bow and arrow trying to shoot moles in his garden

Man with bow and arrow trying to shoot moles in his garden mockup

Man with bow and arrow trying to shoot moles in his garden

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Portacubicle

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Stalker

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Spiky Defender Gifts Collection

Spiky Defender Mugs

Looking for more ways to celebrate your spiky defender? Our collection of mugs is filled with quirky, bold designs perfect for their morning caffeine fix.

Spiky Defender Pillows

Add personality and humor to their living space with our spiky defender-themed pillows — great for lounging or decorating any corner.

Spiky Defender Prints

Transform their space with bold, creative prints that showcase the unique personality of a true spiky defender. Perfect for inspiring and entertaining.

Spiky Defender T-Shirts

Find the perfect way for your spiky defender to express themselves with our fun and stylish t-shirts – ideal for those who like to stand tall and make a statement.