Spiky Supporter Gifts

Cactus Huggers

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Runner going through hurdles.

The GPC has written to ministers about how children can be more involved with the NHS

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Jeb Can Ficks It

EU money addiction

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"My Favorite! How did you know?!"

'How am I? How long have you got?!'

Dr Crawford's clich� clinic

"'I hate Taylor Swift'? Way to lose a lot of the young vote."

"This is on me. I did say take us to your leader."

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

"Are we going to let this cartoonist continue to foul our environment by being so careless with his ink?"

'You can speed it up if you want.'

"Her fur generates so much static electricity, we named her Sparky."

"Another double-header."

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!

"I'm going out to buy toilet rolls. . . I may be some time."

"How would you like to wake up with that every morning?"

"Young Justice" got renewed for a third season! What's that? It's a cartoon about a bunch of superhero sidekicks, like Robin and Kid Flash. They start off in the shadows of the more famous heroes, but they quickly show that they're every bit as cools as the bigger, stronger heroes. I think I can tell why that show appeals to you, little buddy. Does your cup feel heavy? My cup feels heavy.

'I was caught jogging past an Olympics sponsor's fat and sugar outlet.'

"Hey, cowboy, be honest. Does my sidekick make me look fat?"

Clowns Rake Bomb the cows field.'Cows Vs Clowns'

'The old folks' home, and make it snappy.'

Buckaroo Rogers

“If I had known I could hold my breath so long I could have made money as a side show attraction instead of borrowing from the mob.”

"In the hat! In the hat!"

Cactus owner with a spiky beard.