Streaking Supporter Gifts

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Runner going through hurdles.

EU money addiction

Quick, bring me a stencil. Banksy's dog.

Jeb Can Ficks It

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

"There's nothing sick about liking to dress up in grandmother's clothing."

Cactus Huggers

Dr Crawford's clich� clinic

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

'How am I? How long have you got?!'

"You're early - trash day's not till thursday."

A tortoise

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

The New Austerity.

"Are we going to let this cartoonist continue to foul our environment by being so careless with his ink?"

Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!

"It's those creative types you ought to be checking on."

"I'm going out to buy toilet rolls. . . I may be some time."

'Sorry, I don't brake for small animals.'

"Young Justice" got renewed for a third season! What's that? It's a cartoon about a bunch of superhero sidekicks, like Robin and Kid Flash. They start off in the shadows of the more famous heroes, but they quickly show that they're every bit as cools as the bigger, stronger heroes. I think I can tell why that show appeals to you, little buddy. Does your cup feel heavy? My cup feels heavy.

'It's a MEXICAN wave not an English one!'

'I was caught jogging past an Olympics sponsor's fat and sugar outlet.'

In a world where imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, there's nobody like Joe.