Spooky Stories Supporter Gifts

'The old folks' home, and make it snappy.'

Love at First Sight

Night of the Latkes

Chiller Theatre

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Out To Lurch

Ghost School.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Ghost puddle

Halloween Support Group

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

Redlaw and the Phantom

"For drinks or dinner?"

'There's an imposter among us!'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

Witches at a cauldron.

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Young Stephen King

Happy New Ear!

Evil Villain.