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'The old folks' home, and make it snappy.'

Love at First Sight

Night of the Latkes

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Ghost School.

Out To Lurch

Chiller Theatre

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Redlaw and the Phantom

"For drinks or dinner?"

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Witches at a cauldron.

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Young Stephen King

Happy New Ear!

Evil Villain.

Witch Bonfire