Shelfie Enthusiast Gifts

"Holy cow! What kind of crazy people used to live here anyway?"

'Excuse me. Could you point me towards the books that would look impressive on my bookshelf?'

"Curling up with a good book is one thing, but now you're taking a shelfie?"

Selfie with books

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Tiger Costume

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

"That's hardly necessary!"

'You don't want the job, do you?'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Future History Museums

Friendly Tie

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"Let's see a robot do that."

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."

Robin Day.

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

Christmas Cow.

"Shelling doesn't get much better than this, Helen."

"I've been evicted."

Know Your Knots!

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

I can't decide if this is a self-improvement project or a home improvement project.