Shelfie Enthusiast Pillows

"Holy cow! What kind of crazy people used to live here anyway?"

'Excuse me. Could you point me towards the books that would look impressive on my bookshelf?'

"Curling up with a good book is one thing, but now you're taking a shelfie?"

Selfie with books

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"That's hardly necessary!"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Tiger Costume

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

Friendly Tie

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

Christmas Cow.

"Shelling doesn't get much better than this, Helen."

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

Know Your Knots!

"I've been evicted."

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

For The Sentimental ExecutiveThe Charm Tie

"It's my family coat of arms, Joe-smoked salmon couchant on a field of cream cheese."