Shelf-stacking Enthusiast Pillows

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

Bug hanging up stockings

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

"I call it angle-poise"

Jobs for graduates

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

Christmas Cow.

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

Library Waiting to Happen

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet.

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

'Excuse me. Could you point me towards the books that would look impressive on my bookshelf?'

"Curling up with a good book is one thing, but now you're taking a shelfie?"

"Just what, may I ask, do you think you're doing, Jennings?"

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

Cloak Rooms

"Perhaps someone who lived life a bit less fully."

Dogs as bookends.

"Holy cow! What kind of crazy people used to live here anyway?"

I did it my way.

When you mentioned a t-shaped bracket...

'Organizing by alcohol content may have been a mistake. We've had to replace the floor eight times.'

Self-Storage

'. . . as shelves go it's okay - but I like to feel that my best work is ahead of me!'

"You are so organized!"