Storage Enthusiast Pillows

"That's my storage shed. It's where I keep all the densely worded, multi-page documents I've ever received and have no intention of reading."

Self-Storage

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"On the other hand it does have plenty of cupboard space."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

Folding Container.

Doo inc..can and no can.

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

Cleaner

"Frank?"

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

'Whoa! When did we get that big Tupperware bowl?'

Samosas

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

And it stores easily under your bed...

Camper special! PORK 'N' BEANS...50 gallons...only $49.99...Limit: 3 per customer.

ESSA File Cabinets

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

Junk Bonds - In and Out trays.

"Do we want a four terabyte SSD with our new computer? We'll need to discuss it." "Do we?" "You'll need at least five terabytes, Mom."

"He married her for her stuff."

"One day Son all this will be yours."

'I think he's gone to lunch, but I can't be sure.'

Moving and Storage: "Did they say moving?"

'How long have you had that nagging knee injury?!'