Inventory Enthusiast Pillows

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

"We're drawing down our inventory since it can't seem to tear itself away."

Cut Price

'Here's MY information highway!'

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Antiques

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Supply Chain

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Bug hanging up stockings

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Self-Checkout.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."