Inventory Enthusiast Prints

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

"We're drawing down our inventory since it can't seem to tear itself away."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Cut Price

'Here's MY information highway!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Antiques

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Supply Chain

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Bug hanging up stockings

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Self-Checkout.

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."