Catalog Enthusiast Prints

'Just a minute! Let me look at that gift catalog again.'

While you're down there, Hon, see if we got the Belle Boudoir catalog.

I'm looking at a catalog of bathroom fixtures, dear, you're on page five!

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The Dorrie Decimal System

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Self-Checkout.

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

Irregulars