Collecting Catalogs Prints

"It's from Neiman-Marcus. We've been pre-approved to receive their catalog."

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Waiting Room Quarterly

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

'And that,and that,and that...'

"It's finally happened. This magazine has more subscription cards than pages!"

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

"He can barely remember where he put his backpack, but he's got everything memorized in that holiday toy catalog."

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

A girl with a trolley full of antiques.

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.

Guns n Ammo: Miss November.

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

Subscription Insert Births

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

Every Dog Has His Day

Welcome to the Valley of the Shadow of Death

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

"Hardly anyone's in the water and still they call me 'Mr. October'."

'I just love mail order catalogues. It's so much easier to eat delivery people than to chase gazelle.'

'Let's face it - home shopping catalogues are marketed at old people...' - '...but with a bit of lateral thinking they could easily target busy young professionals.' - 'These 'bathing wipes', for example, mean I can now wash my lower half on the way to wo

Uncle Murray Weekly

"Advent calendar please - for a 6 yr old, 10 yr old and 35 yr old."

"Judging from the position of the body and the blunt trauma evidenced there on the head and neck, it's clear that the weight of all those back issues of the New Yorker came crashing down..."

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