Food Storage Enthusiast Pillows

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

"Your meal sounded nice."

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

Thermidor Dali

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

Snacks for Learners

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'