Food Preservation Enthusiast Pillows

'Everything is spoiled. Don't tell me it's not cyberhacking.'

Domestic Goddess.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Honest Vending

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"Please don't kill me."

"Your meal sounded nice."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

A Creature WAS Stirring

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Thermidor Dali

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'