Food Preservationist Pillows

Add cozy charm to their kitchen or preservation space with pillows that showcase their love for fermenting, canning, and jarring—combining comfort with a touch of humor.

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'There's not use-by date on honey: It pretty much lasts forever...'

'There's not use-by date on honey: It pretty much lasts forever...' mockup

'There's not use-by date on honey: It pretty much lasts forever...'

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Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut. mockup

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

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'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..' mockup

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

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"States of tofu"

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"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified." mockup

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

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'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?' mockup

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

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would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella? mockup

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

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'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.' mockup

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

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Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich. mockup

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

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"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here." mockup

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

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"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?" mockup

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

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Newspaper suicide.

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Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming? mockup

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

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Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can. mockup

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

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"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed." mockup

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

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Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk. mockup

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

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'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.' mockup

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

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"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled. mockup

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

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'Don't worry it's organic...'

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Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club mockup

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

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"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?" mockup

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

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'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.' mockup

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

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"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories." mockup

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

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'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.' mockup

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

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A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

A dozen predictions for foods of the future. mockup

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

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'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.' mockup

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

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The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

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For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks. mockup

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

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"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

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Fooling around with those genes...just keeps going.

Fooling around with those genes...just keeps going. mockup

Fooling around with those genes...just keeps going.

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"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip." mockup

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

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"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

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"You know, it really wasn’t that bad." mockup

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

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Frankenfish

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'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store) mockup

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

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Food Preservationist Pillows Collection

Food Preservationist Mugs

Discover our full range of food preservation-themed mugs—ideal for keeping their caffeine hot while they plan their next batch of jam or sauerkraut.

Food Preservationist Prints

Find inspiring art prints celebrating the craft of food preservation—beautiful reminders of their culinary dedication to display at home or in the kitchen.

Food Preservationist T-Shirts

Explore our amusing and charming t-shirts dedicated to food preservation lovers—perfect for casual wear during harvest or at your local farmers' market.