Shelfie Lover Gifts

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'Let's take a shelfie.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

Deforestation.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

Fox hunting.

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

Spotted Owl Migration

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

It bag and no knickers!

Piranhas' Mounted Trophies

"What's the name of our sea?"

Astronaut fishbowl.

Jack and the Snowman.

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."