Shelfie Aficionado Gifts

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Tiger Costume

"That's hardly necessary!"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

Bug hanging up stockings

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

The joy of sects.

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

Richard Hughes.

Bibliomaniac

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to hurt sales of my 'tell-all' book."

'Best to keep downwind.'

Business Books: How to profit from authoritarianism.

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Somewhere In France... Mary Anne experiences that certain 'Je ne sais quoi'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

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