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"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Tiger Costume

"That's hardly necessary!"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

Bug hanging up stockings

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'You don't want the job, do you?'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

The joy of sects.

Bibliomaniac

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to hurt sales of my 'tell-all' book."

Richard Hughes.

'Best to keep downwind.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Food chain.

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'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Business Books: How to profit from authoritarianism.

"Can any of you draw? I'm thinking we should move into children's books."

Crocodile Shoes