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Clancy:Shirt for Every Day

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Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

Born In Captivity.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Career Choices

City Boy.

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

"That shirt is so last year."

Changing Room Decisions

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Penguin suit fitting.

Online Shopping.

'He may look important, but his briefcase is full of bones.'

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'Bark less, work more.'

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

"The Board just wants to be sure you're well supported."

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

'Hey! is that a good fit or not?'

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'