T-shirt Enthusiast T-Shirts

I don't look like much, but I'm going to inherit the earth.

'Fridge magnet' t-shirt.

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

"Business has been terrible. I sold only 25 t-shirts in the past week. I've lost $500!"

"It was a free gift with my AARP membership."

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

You are here.

I (heart) my (spade).

I love t-shirts.

'Very profound, sir - let's immortalize it on a t-shirt'

'Man, they really know how to rub it in!'

I'm with them T-Shirt.

I could eat a horse/I did.

Stud for Hire! Cheap! 'The only profit I see here is for the guy who sold you that T-shirt!'

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

"...And now, someone who needs no introduction."

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"That shirt is so last year."

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

I'm With Stooped

Humans are 100% recyclable.

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

I e-bay t-shirt.

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)