Novelty T-shirt Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Stop complaining. You're the one who wanted me to stop wearing the 'I'm With Stupid' T-shirt."

"My wife's an editor."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'Now what?!'

'Please enter your pin now.'

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Woman's T-Shirt says 'Baby', Man's says '35 Lbs. Ugly Fat'.

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

BABY (arrow pointing to belly) BEER (arrow pointing to belly).

'Turkey dot com.'

'Yes dear, matching novelty t-shirts.'

Hunky Dory

I'm with Stew Pidd shirt.

'Fridge magnet' t-shirt.

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'

'The big guy wants to see you.'

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.

"If you get half the closet for shoes, then I get a drawer for my old rock concert t-shirts."

Obese man wearing a T-shirt with 'Too Big To Fail'.

'Welcome stockholders of 'Worldwide Novelty Products'.'

Once the other reindeer had LED noses fitted, they went back to making fun of poor Rudolph again.

Drinking Bird and Fishbowl