Novelty T-shirt Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Stop complaining. You're the one who wanted me to stop wearing the 'I'm With Stupid' T-shirt."

"My wife's an editor."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'Now what?!'

'Please enter your pin now.'

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

Woman's T-Shirt says 'Baby', Man's says '35 Lbs. Ugly Fat'.

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

BABY (arrow pointing to belly) BEER (arrow pointing to belly).

'Turkey dot com.'

'Yes dear, matching novelty t-shirts.'

Hunky Dory

Turkey tries using a trick t-shirt to avoid being selected for dinner.

I'm with Stew Pidd shirt.

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'

'Fridge magnet' t-shirt.

'The big guy wants to see you.'

Once the other reindeer had LED noses fitted, they went back to making fun of poor Rudolph again.

'Welcome stockholders of 'Worldwide Novelty Products'.'

Toilet Paper

"If you get half the closet for shoes, then I get a drawer for my old rock concert t-shirts."

Drinking Bird and Fishbowl