Novelty Tee Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I'm with stupi. . . um, I mean my beautiful wife.'

"Just a heads-up...you're wearing your 'I'm With Stupid' T-shirt inside out."

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'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

'Now what?!'

'Please enter your pin now.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'You're away, Doc!'

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

Ted picks the wrong day to wear his novelty tie.

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

BABY (arrow pointing to belly) BEER (arrow pointing to belly).

'Turkey dot com.'

'Yes dear, matching novelty t-shirts.'

"My wife's an editor."

My Gay Son Never Calls

Turkey tries using a trick t-shirt to avoid being selected for dinner.

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'

'Fridge magnet' t-shirt.

"Fifty bucks and I'll tow it to the nearest novelty shop."

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