Novelty Item Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I couldn't find any candles so I used your lava lamp."

'Please enter your pin now.'

'Our founder.'

"Your Pet Rock fell and crushed my Beanie Baby again!"

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

Elton John

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'Now what?!'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'These new metal detectors are great!'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Krazy straw"

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

The Hooligan.

Leaking backpack.

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Spontaneous Combustion Man - Open with care

Drinking Hats

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

Shoppers of Mystery.