Novelty T-shirt Collectors T-Shirts

World's best creepy guy upstairs.

Clown on bike.

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Oh, this old thing?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Hay Rides $10

"Recalculating route..."

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

A crab with a utility knife claw

Lavatory Waterfall

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Humans are 100% recyclable.

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

I e-bay t-shirt.

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

The origin of the Hula Hoop.