Novelty T-shirt Collectors Mugs

World's best creepy guy upstairs.

Clown on bike.

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Oh, this old thing?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Hay Rides $10

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Recalculating route..."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Lavatory Waterfall

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

I e-bay t-shirt.

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

House sale.