Novelty T-shirt Collector Mugs

BABY (arrow pointing to belly) BEER (arrow pointing to belly).

'No, really. It's true.'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Albert though of his slogan about the same time as the other one but his never caught on.

Congressman Yomp...photo OP w/ constituents: noon- 3PM. Thank you for not wearing a 'I'm With Stupid' T-shirt!

Clown on bike.

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Hay Rides $10

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Recalculating route..."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Fossil record player.

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

A crab with a utility knife claw

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

Lavatory Waterfall

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

I e-bay t-shirt.

'These new metal detectors are great!'

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?